@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
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@NakedHangover: If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?
@adamzopf: I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?
@Glove_Monkey: Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex.