@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
@ibid78: Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies.