@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
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@Sickayduh: At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.
@realHamOnWry: *sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages.
@Pierre__4: If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind