@Molly_Kats: You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?
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@JamieGreenlees: If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it.
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@FinnMcIver: I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.