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@mexinonblonde: You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say!
See if I get naked for you again!!

-Me to my scale as I step off of it

You’re a big fat liar! And I don’t believe anything you say! 
See if I get naked for you again!!

-Me to my scale as I step off of it

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