@Kyle_Lippert: You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?
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@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.