@boring_as_heck: You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges.
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@slimmy_shady: Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'.
@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear