@boring_as_heck: You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges.
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@DickScurvy: Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands.
@TheAlexNevil: Him: What's that, Boy? Timmy fell down the well? Lassie: Well I said "reservoir," but if you need it dumbed down for you, sure.