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@JoroPotential: "You're a ten?"
"On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."
@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
@wettbutt: heres law school: "sustained" is basically "settle down beavis." "overruled" also means "settle down beavis," but to the other guy instead
@daemonic3: [during sex]
HER: I want you to make me scream
ME: *tosses spider onto her chest*
@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh....