@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......
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@ArfMeasures: GF: Look, I'm just gonna say it...I can't see you anymore ME [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol, that is just awesome
@craigrachel: The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend
@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.