@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......
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@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@DillDoes: Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"