@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
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@BromanConsul: "BUT WE'RE DATING!" the blonde screams, "I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND." "You were" Hefner chuckles. "Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.