@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
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@Bizarro_Mark: My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them.
@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
@TheMichaelRock: I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news.
@KyleMcDowell86: *puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen "Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?" *Im in the bushes giggling*