@SardonicTart: "You're free now" I say to my stomach as I unbutton my pants.
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@Reverend_Scott: wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing baby tiger? me filling a big bowl with frosted flakes: no idea.
@Cyd10e: Old men's pants creep higher & higher up their waist into their armpits. At the end of their lives they're just a pair of pants with a head.
@MelodiMoon: The Frito Lay truck I'm tailing says 'Driver doesn't carry cash.' Hahahaha. I'm not interested in cash.