@Annekinns: You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac
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@iwearaonesie: me: time to apologize. did you eat the receipt? 8: yup me: ok cause if mom finds out we bought these flowers at the grocery store we're dead
@iamburtjarvis: "911, what's the emergency?" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router "calm down" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Him: Will you proofread this essay for me? Me: Dammit, Todd! I CAN read and don't need to prove it to you everytime you write something.