@Annekinns: You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac
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@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@Tuna_Lover: I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office.