@Annekinns: You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac
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@internetluke: *hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. "What's Updog?" Not too much haha you? "Robbing you"
@Vice_Queen: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food.
@NoogsCorner: Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home.