@FlyJ_: You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, "Any questions?"
The answer is always, NO.
@murrman5: [to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET]
"ugh I can't wait to go home"
know who else wanted to go home
@tropicalenvy: I'm not racist. White people scare me too.
@Sassafrantz: Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?
@dafloydsta: [first date]
ME: I'm having a great time
HER: I'm not
ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet
@krishna_van: If you were forced at gunpoint to either watch '50 Shades Of Grey' or read the book, what type of gun would you prefer to be shot dead with?