@FlyJ_: You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, "Any questions?"
The answer is always, NO.
@rachelaxler: he literally just said, "everyone's saying i won the debate."
is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@whatmaddness: No, I DON'T know the lyrics. I just want to make the noises.
@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.