@FlyJ_: You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, "Any questions?"
The answer is always, NO.
@tastefactory: Worst Betrayals in History:
- Judas turning on Jesus
- Brutus helping to murder Caesar
- Verizon guy going to work for Sprint
@50NerdsofGrey: 'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed.
He hated these late night rebooty calls.
@Ristolable: This is your captain speaking. Would someone who knows how to be a pilot please come up? I'm literally just pressing buttons.
@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.
@Zoozich: I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today.