@FlyJ_: You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, "Any questions?"
The answer is always, NO.
@gianni_bcn: *Dies and goes toward the light*
Light: "I have a boyfriend"
@GoldenSpirals: "STOP COPYING ME!"
I yell, as my car spins out of control.
@ImaFlyontheWall: Drunk me used to set a "Mystery Alarm" on my phone to pop up and confuse daytime sober me
@AndrewProTV: I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight...
@mjm866: My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler.