@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday
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@AngryRaccoon2: Ok, so there's "senior's parking," and "expectant mothers parking" at the grocery store. Where is the parking for "Undermedicated, on a short fuse and probably shouldn't be out in public?"
@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
@KentWGraham: Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig’s List just a week after we updated our life insurance?