@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday
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@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
@noneofyours99: That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first.
@ceejoyner: Keep yelling "dance!" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot.
@HallpassCanada: Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write "GREAT" on the side of thier car with my keys!