@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus
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@QwertyJones3: Um, doctor? This degree on your wall is from Whatsamatta U. I don't think that's a... Doctor: *looking at x-rays* MY GOD! YOU HAVE NO SKIN!
@EndhooS: [Back at her place] Date: talk dirty to me Me: uhh...dust is basically just flakes of dead skin Date: Eww, wtf? Me: I mean... uh, limescale can shorten the life your kettle
@AsgardianRose: In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said "You're the Obi Wan for me" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience.