@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus
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@Mr_Kapowski: Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register.
@ceejoyner: For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage.