@UnFitz: "You're just not my cup of tea" I say to someone else's cup of tea.
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@scorpicpanda: I'm gonna covet you. I am gonna covet you so hard. I am gonna covet the holy living shit outta you. C'mere.
@JohnLyonTweets: "I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you." -Liam Neeson opening a Where's Waldo book
@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.