@UnFitz: "You're just not my cup of tea" I say to someone else's cup of tea.
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@Sam_From_Kansas: This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.
@BlindChow: friend: what are your plans for The Purge? [imagines broadcasting a football game w/o express written consent of the NFL] me: do a murder
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.