@edwardsnathn: You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down.
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@ShrinkMedia: My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
@arielleBigBlue: When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone.
@shanethevein: The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said "Not in front of the wife".