@UnFitz: You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you.
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@HysteriaBarbie: Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT
@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.