@UnFitz: You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you.
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@byrdie_num_num: Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
@Karate_Horse: [loud speaker] "Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"
@Cheeseboy22: 7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.