@Fingers_of_Fury: You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.
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@natechartier1: Judge: I find him... not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha
@robfee: Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard.
@Vodkantots: The last time I left the house without wearing blush, someone tried to drive a stake through my heart.
@Thynebear: I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom.