@ventivodkacran: You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome...
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@arandomhim: *walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked "Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69" Sorry sir right this way
@NathanBgood: They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer.
@AimeeHelene1: At 36, I still have no idea what to do with my hands when I'm in front of a group of people. *hands on hips* *hands in air* *does macarena*