@ventivodkacran: You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome...
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@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
@abbycohenwl: "It's a banana in my pocket" "May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?" *averts eyes* "I'm glad to see you"
@iwearaonesie: How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant