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@VintageKriner: "You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."

The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage.

“You’re more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark.”

The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage.

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