@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
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@AmericanGent69: Me: *tries to sneak a pic of someone but forgets flash is on Did you just take my picture? Me: *starts to make thunder noises
@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
@DaddyJew: When you catch someone picking their nose it's important that you maintain eye contact so they know you know.