@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
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@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
@Douchekevin: When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk.