@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
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@charliedelta7: 7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
@gengen874: OMG, he's almost here. How's my hair? My clothes? How do I look? (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
@CarpentersCrack: I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full.
@stephenjmolloy: Brain: Too much to think about to sleep. Me: But I have work tomorrow. Brain: I don't care- *alarm goes off* -okay you can sleep.