@salamingia: You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married.
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@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@UncleDuke1969: Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith.
@SequelsWeWant: Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS.