@Freudianscript: You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you.
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@SigneSaysSo: My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs.
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@Marlebean: "I should probably start filling this thing out." -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day.