@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines
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@Darlainky: I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I've no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I'll need a drink as I wait for a ride.
@riley_fox: ME: [throws rock into ocean] Take THAT, ecosystem! ECOSYSTEM: [undergoes incremental biological changes over millions of years] ME: Oh shiii
@chuchugoogoo: idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page
@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.