@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.
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@FatherWithTwins: I explained how Pac-Man works to my kids, and apparently 4 ghosts constantly chasing someone is a terrifying story to 4yos.
@HrBry: Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars
@Momtoteens: Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
@philco816: Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*