@awkwardphilippe: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@markydoodoo: Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them.
@urgeekisshowing: I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms
@LindaInDisguise: If my partner didn't want me to wear yoga pants because they make me too attractive to other men, I'd respect his wishes and take them off.
@KatMcSnatch: My ex sent me a text saying "please delete my number..." I sent one back saying "who's this?"