@northpacific: "You're not the pizza guy." Bin Laden's last words.
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@Mindless4Miles: *stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv* *can't come up with a good alibi why I'm late for work*
@lecalabara: For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece.
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.