@northpacific: "You're not the pizza guy." Bin Laden's last words.
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@Chelsea_Elle: The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up.
@pharmasean: Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?