@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
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@Marcmywords2: Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports.
@Contwixt: "My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes." --Cats
@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.