@SSDated: You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you.
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@weinerdog4life: When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit.
@cjwerleman: When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.
@inmybox07: You might think I’m flirting, but really those faces are just me trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of my mouth
@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.