@abbycohenwl: You're only as old as the sounds you make when you get out of the car
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@ashley_barnhill: So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD
@Ixwie: There's really nothing worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 3 minutes.
@joshgondelman: There's nothing to stop you from whispering "I'm in!" like a hacker when you enter your own email password.
@daemonic3: Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*