@abbycohenwl: You're only as old as the sounds you make when you get out of the car
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@Reverend_Scott: WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it "cooking"