@abbycohenwl: You're only as old as the sounds you make when you get out of the car
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@Neauxpe: Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard.
@KateWhineHall: 6yo: Your hair looks pretty every day. Me: Well, thanks. 6yo: Can I have some chips?
@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.
@_ElvishPresley_: *tosses incriminating letter into the fireplace* ME: will someone please light a fire in this fireplace