@krisv_723: You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80.
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@TheToddWilliams: [boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: "fireplace" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now