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@slyoung5: You're suppose to wear clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident.
I wear a new pair of shoes every day in case a house lands on me.

You’re suppose to wear clean underwear in case you’re ever in an accident.
I wear a new pair of shoes every day in case a house lands on me.

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