@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
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@PinkCamoTO: H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica.
@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
@BackrowSeats: When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me.
@KyleMcDowell86: "Is Phil coming tonight?" "Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*