@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
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@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@cepheusjackson: ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT
@ParanoidParker: When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"