@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
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@bornmiserable: "Where do escalators come from?" "Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."
@TEXASVETERAN: Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars.
@QwertyJones3: Sorry for shouting "go go gadget personality" while you were speaking. Please, continue.