@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
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@drewtoothpaste: Get a big metal box, label it "TIME CAPSULE" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like.
@shariv67: Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them.