@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
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@Kendragarden: My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?
@squirrel74wkgn: If my wife comes to bed nude it's ON, but when it's me at the end of the bed naked she's all "what are you doin, we're at Mattress City."
@usermcuserface: (Knock) Do you have a minute to talk about the lord? Me: (doesn't say a word, just dances the Macarena without breaking eye contact)