@CutPics: "You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like ,80% sure, yeah."
@Scott_A_Gilmore: They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit.
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
@Social_Mime: He is on that bird call website a lot.
- My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers.
@Terdoh: How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki.
@SortaBad: Every time I'm at a friend's house I look at the ceiling & say "You like to watch, don't you.." so I look cool if they have a hidden spy cam