@CutPics: "You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like ,80% sure, yeah."
@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
@SigneSaysSo: My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs.
@theshantilly: *glamorously folds laundry
*seductively wipes off countertops
*slowly bends over to pick up toys
*sexily trips over the cat...
@bfrosty04: Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set.
@purch_s: "Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."
- Me, pretending I'm wearing pants.