@CutPics: "You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like ,80% sure, yeah."
@Dr_powpow: Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life.
@cervixsmash: If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you
@BoozyMusic: "Good thing I guessed that today was probably a BYOB situation."
-me, chaperoning the kindergarten field trip
@shamans_heal: I've seen:
•A Two Headed Turtle
But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president.
@YogiWanKenobi: San Francisco has too many rules