@jmoneytooreal: You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice
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@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
@Marlebean: I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
@KKAlThani: "Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?" "I don't know son, I don't know."