@jmoneytooreal: You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice
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@jus4golf: To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn't tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches.
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@Rainbowbunee: Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede.
@daemonic3: WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?