@underchilde: You're the author of your own story, which is probably why it sucks.
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@notbedelia: If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat.
@Swain_Train47: Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.
@Reverend_Scott: girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S MY FAULT TOO
@jonnysun: [ouija board] "helo??" ＹＯＵＲ… ＳＰＩＲＩＴ… "shh its working" ＷＩＬＬ… ＡＰＰＥＡＲ… "omg" ＡＦＴＥＲ… ＴＨＩＳ… ＡＤ… "dude why didnt u pay for this ouija board??!"