@underchilde: You're the author of your own story, which is probably why it sucks.
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@clindsaysway: Meant to say, "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." What came out: "I'm available anytime"
@myonlymizztake: Trying to do deadlifts at the gym, but I can't figure out where they hide the bodies.
@aligarchy: sorry i'm late, i have terrible time management skills and zero perception of distance as it pertains to speed of travel