@underchilde: You're the author of your own story, which is probably why it sucks.
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@Manda_like_wine: My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."
@SuperTeeWhy: [A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] "Son, when-" *Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* "Know what, we're good"
@shahrouzt: The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.