@fillthevacuum: You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people.
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@Parker_Simpson: The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years.
@NoogsCorner: Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East."
@AntozWolf: Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.