@fillthevacuum: You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people.
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@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
@junejuly12: With sufficient velocity, any object can be an effective weapon. Unfortunately this kitten is not cooperating.
@13spencer: Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music.
@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.