@fillthevacuum: You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people.
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@Dawn_M_: Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans.
@SoVeryBritish: “I wouldn’t worry if I were you” - Translation: I’m not worried because I’m not you
@PetrickSara: Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult.