@STATEofCONFUZUN: You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye.
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@stephenjmolloy: Chief cop: "This might be racially motivated." Ian: "Hate crime?" Chief cop: "We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."
@IamEnidColeslaw: Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage
@ThatBrenna: People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive.
@WheelTod: If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism.