@STATEofCONFUZUN: You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye.
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@SortaBad: After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.
@MoneypennyNaked: [starts Power Point presentation titled "Why I'm Breaking Up With You"] Him: Wait, what the--? Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: Can I leave early today? Boss: No. Me: Can you leave early then? Boss: What? Me: What?