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@_SetTheHook_: You're the unreachable booger of people.
@omgthatspunny: If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
@caseytduncan: I traced the call. It was phone-shaped.
@mostlydelirious: Phone just autocorrected "your" to "yore" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee.
@Adam14: Her: I love it when we finish each other's
@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly.
[I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]