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@murrman5: you're upset I bought a waterbed aren't you
"yes take it back"
I lost the receipt
*sneezes and we bob up and down for 8 minutes in silence*

you’re upset I bought a waterbed aren’t you
“yes take it back”
I lost the receipt 
*sneezes and we bob up and down for 8 minutes in silence*

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