@GerryDuggan: "Yous ain't passin'!" - Gandolfini
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@ThisLocalHater: [Therapist’s office] Husband: She takes everything, literally T: What do you mean? *Me walking out the door w/ the floor lamp I'm stealing*
@StarksWeek: "Bluetooth or crazy" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong.
@Sickayduh: ME: *angrily dragging wife thru the mall* Maybe THIS jewelry store will have one. HER: I don't think you get what a tornado watch is.