@TheComedyJokes: You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
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@mikefossey: (I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)
@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.
@Awk0Tacoo: I can't get mad when I hear babies screaming in public because honestly, I feel the same way sometimes.