@TheComedyJokes: You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
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@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
@Vodkantots: As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out.
@daemonic3: *buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? "Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"