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@phobophile: You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend.
@cepheusjackson: SON: *first word* momma.
MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck*
He never comes down our street.
@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.
@amishschool: My wife finally got a "Brazilian".
He seems nice.
@Bagyants: It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car
@Stryfe74: Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!