@phobophile: You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend.
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@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.
@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.
@MrsMikePatton: My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?