@2tickytacky: "You've lost some weight." sounds suspiciously like "You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.".
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@iAmDelFreaky: Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!
@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear