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@DanMentos: "You've reached 911"
Knock knock
"Sir ple-"
Knock knock
"This is not-"
Knock knock
"ok, who's there?"
Ben
"Ben who"
Ben shot real bad
"NICE"

“You’ve reached 911”
Knock knock
“Sir ple-”
Knock knock
“This is not-”
Knock knock
“ok, who’s there?”
Ben
“Ben who”
Ben shot real bad
“NICE”

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