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@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month.
"What's your point"
My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.

You’ve taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. 
“What’s your point”
My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.

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