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@JimmerThatisAll: Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.

Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.

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