@karlainvt: Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
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@jonnysun: "no one cares abot ur plan to dig to the center of the earth! the world doesnt revolve around you!" she said. "IT WILL IF MY PLAN WORKS THO"
@kumailn: "I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him."-Nobody in Assassin's Creed
@BlindChow: GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWS™: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf
@KateWhineHall: Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up.