@briangaar: Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick
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@Donna_McCoy: No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended.
@Henry_3k: My therapist says I need to overcome "shame-based" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.