@briangaar: Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick
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@Dutch_50: I know it's illegal to launder money, so I've decided to stop doing laundry entirely. Just to be on the safe side.
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: I'm growing some vegetables. Me: What if the pig eats them? Wife: Then I'm growing porkchops.
@HatfieldAnne: Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs.