@briangaar: Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick
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@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
@Tmoney68: I've GOT to get a life stenographer. It'd be great to say, "Betty, read back last night so I can see why I put a skillet on my nightstand."
@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.