@briangaar: Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick
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@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.
@oakhillbargrill: - grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America
@Broo_Swain: idaho is my favorite state that sounds like a woman who's comfortable with her own sexual indiscretions